Well, probably you do have one, and it’s unfortunate because lopsided Pineal Glands have perverted the Free Spirit of Humanity, and subverted Life into a frustrating, unhappy and hopeless mess.

Fortunately, you have before you a guide that will show you how to discover your salvation fnord through Eris, the Goddess of Confusion. It will advise you how to balance your Pineal Gland and reach spiritual Illumination. And it will teach you how to turn your miserable mess into a beautiful, joyful, and splendid one. Can you believe that?

Now with half the answers, and still available for the one-time introductory price of 29 flax⁉

engaging Hypertext Relays, captain . ..

POEE is one manifestation of
THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY
about which you will learn more
and understand
less

We are a tribe of philosophers, theologians,
magicians, scientists, artists, clowns,
and similar lunatics
who are intrigued with
ERIS GODDESS OF CONFUSION
and with Her
Doings

Our species stands at a critical time in its history.

We have moved through the beginnings of the information revolution with exponential speed, yet are left stunned as we face climate ruin, reechoing oppression, and memetic entelechy.

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Our Lady of Discord, Eris