Stool of Contents

• Front
• Title
• 1 - Frood Cabal
• 2 - FLOSS
• 3 - The Sacred Caco (illustration)
• 4 - Five Commandments (The Pentabarf)
• 5 - Zen Story
• 6 - Telegram to Jehova
• 7 - The Birth of the Erisian Movement
• 11 - The Battle Hymn of the Eritocracy
• 12 - On Prayer
• 13 - Heaven is down...
• 14 - Norton's Money
• 15 - Eris - Greek Geneology
• 16 - Law of Fives
• 17 - Myth of the Apple of Discord
• 22 - POEE
• 25 - Note to POEE Priests
• 35 - Holy Names
• 36 - Pope Cards
• 39 - Apostles of Eris
• 44 - Cosmology (Book of Uterus)
• 46 - Orders of Discordia
• 59 - Syadastian Chant
• 60 - Classification of Saints
• 61 - On Occultism